Thread: Juipter ship

With an army of nanobots I've converted Juipter into an interstellar space ship.
Now, I need human body's to go with me so I don't go insane.

So, a few requirements to get in will be later, but, you get pretty much anything you want, and, seeing as theirs several hundred thousand time the area of earth's surface to play around with in, you can even have something like an 'endless' ocean to play around in.

Endless in the sense that if you where swimming across it at 10 mph for your entire life, you'd never reach it's end before dying.

So, the requirements.
1 - State what you want to bring, what you want to have setup for you, and any other ancillary information.
2 - Idiots, the ignorant, fools, and other people I hate aren't allowed.
3 - The ability to speak english and use grammar.


Oh yes, In case you couldn't tell, this is fictional, And I felt like doing a bar now that there's people who might actually play it well.

First Monkey, now you. I don't get this game.

The interstellar battle ship, the Battletron Gallactastar, is declaring interstellar war on your interstellar ass, for stealing ideas, and such. (Keep in mind, this is not a flame war. It is purely for entertainment purposes, as well as for avengement purposes etc.). We will commence once you surmass a crew of 5 persons or more. Metting adjourned!

I hate low fat mayo. You know what? It ain't even real mayo! Fucking corporate morons, healthy people all you want, just stay the fuck away from my mayonnaise!

I am bringing pron and dirty pair flash.
Therefore i wish to become a Grand Moff and command the battle fleet.

I am also bringing Gravity Pistol Emitters and beautiful women to work with us.

Welcome aboard 'grand moff'.

Grand muff? Where?

OK, jokes aside, I'd bring my Digital Camera and my Family. And my PSP. We all know how boring interstellar travel gets, don't we?

Ah...

Interstellar wifi...

Huh, must rember to steal the brains of all game developers everywhere, then upload the brains of the staff of sony and apple, forcing them to merger in my computer system, thereby creating an ultimate force for desingng me new and improved computer systems.

/me cackles.

I'm bringing a book on how to become a bartender and bank cards. And a cell phone and laptop. For online store access.