A guy walks into a bar and there is a gorilla sitting in the corner.
He says to the bartender, "What's with the gorilla?"
The bartender says, "I'll show you."
He takes a baseball bat from behind the bar, walks around, and smashes the forehead of the gorilla with the baseball bat. The gorilla drops to his knees and gives the bartender a blow-job.
When the gorilla gets done, the bartender says, "What do you think?"
The guy says, "That's great!"
The bartender says, "Want to try?"
The guy says, "OK. But don't hit me so hard."
DUU DUU CHHHHHHH!
Thank you, thank you! I'l be here all night!
I ain't gay! I was just looking down his pants cause I heard his shelong was so big, and juicy! No wait! That didn't sound right! - T.J. Hicks