I don't get why vegans are so obsessed with finding shit that looks, feels, and tastes like meat but isnt. You spend all this time searching for the pinnacle version of some soy/tofu/foam paste squirted into a mold and pumped full of chemicals and flavorings. Ok you saw some horribly biased youtube video of some sociopath beating animals with a stick and swore off meat... and decided to take revenge by eating something even more hyperprocessed and so chemically altered it'd grad student a week with a textbook to figure out what was in it... for what? You conscience? Without even realizing that everything from fabric softener to nail polish to fucking SHEETROCK has animal products in it? I swear all this work you put in is not worth it. >_> /rant.