Thread: Which would you rather......

Would you rather have your legs on backwards or have two heads?

Would you rather be hideously ugly or horribly smelly?

Would you rather be three feet taller or three feet shorter?

Would you rather talk like yoda or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life?

...be able to fly or travel through time?

...have a theme tune for all of your actions or have no reflection?

...be beautiful but stupid or clever but ugly?

Okay, why not...

I´d rather ...

have two heads

be horribly smelly

be three feet taller

I´d rather talk like yoda for the rest of my life

...be able to travel through time

...have a theme tune for all of my action

...be clever but ugly

I would rather...

have two heads

smelly (cologne, deodorant, shampoo etc can help cover it at least. The most u get for being ugly is a paper bag or lots of plastic surgery)

3 feet taller please

Darth Vader but only it if isn't due to a disease or a serious life threatening abnormality

Time travel if it were ever possible

theme tune. What's the point of no reflection?

beautiful and stupid since art doesn't require brains. Although brains is nice to have at times.

I'm blessed to have what I have tho. Where did these questions come from and why ask them? Are you gonna answer yourself? Is it some sort of cheap psychological test?

Some of the questions came from a book I was given, this isn't a cheap psychological test, I made this thread for a bit of fun.
Legs on backwards (you can always walk backwards)
Ugly I can't stand people who smell
Taller
Yoda
Time travel
No reflection
Clever but ugly

two heads, not even a question that would be tight

smelly, can hide that with enough effort, can't really do that with ugly

taller. finna dunk

vader

fly, time travel is fuckin slippery, don't need all that pressure

theme song

probably clever idk though

Two heads- This way I can watch myself have sex.
Smelly- Same as MGS.
Taller- If I was three feet small I would hate it. 5'7" as it is.
Vader- Then it always sounds like I am having phone sex.
Fly- I would never need a car again in my life.
Theme- I would be like Shaft.
Beautiful- You get away with more shit and free drinks.

Legs backwards, can always get it fixed.
Smelly, baths do exist.
Taller, could be an athlete assuming no health complications with being eight feet tall.
Breathe like Vader, he breathes just fine if a little gaspy, its the mask that makes him sound like that.
Time Travel. Cmon really? Vs Flying? Not even a close call.
No Reflection, would freak me out at first but I figure i could circumvent it with a camera.
Unattractive an clever, could be a great writer/satirist and no one gives a shit how ugly they are.

Originally Posted by 98abaile

Would you rather have your legs on backwards or have two heads?

Would you rather be hideously ugly or horribly smelly?

Would you rather be three feet taller or three feet shorter?

Would you rather talk like yoda or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life?

...be able to fly or travel through time?

...have a theme tune for all of your actions or have no reflection?

...be beautiful but stupid or clever but ugly?

backward.
smelly
taller
yoda!
time travel. I'll be Hiro!!! (heroes)
theme tune. to glee!
clever. super smart ftw!

Originally Posted by 98abaile

Would you rather have your legs on backwards or have two heads?

Would you rather be hideously ugly or horribly smelly?

Would you rather be three feet taller or three feet shorter?

Would you rather talk like yoda or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life?

...be able to fly or travel through time?

...have a theme tune for all of your actions or have no reflection?

...be beautiful but stupid or clever but ugly?

Neither (they are not even possible)
Hideously ugly or horribly smelly? Not going to happen ever, so I pick none
Three feet taller or three feet shorter? I am content with it, so neither
Nope thanks, talking like yoda sounds like freak and breathing like darth vader was just plain silly
Fly, because it is realistic (who knows when man can fly with some portable jets)
I don't like either having a tune for my actions nor no reflection. They are too impossible to happen
Be beautiful but stupid or clever but ugly? I am good looking and I am clever. Why should I wish for those stuff?

To sum it all... Instead of doing questions like this, just love yourself for whoever you're

Originally Posted by Don_Sharko

To sum it all... Instead of doing questions like this, just love yourself for whoever you're

That isn´t the point, really.