Would you rather have your legs on backwards or have two heads?
Would you rather be hideously ugly or horribly smelly?
Would you rather be three feet taller or three feet shorter?
Would you rather talk like yoda or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life?
...be able to fly or travel through time?
...have a theme tune for all of your actions or have no reflection?
...be beautiful but stupid or clever but ugly?