I found this old thread and thought that it was funny enough to restore.
I feel kinda bad now about how we were back then, but it was damn funny at the time. Enjoy.
EDIT: Oh and @morten: yes, this is how we were back then. At the time we had hundreds of active members (and thousands of leeches) with more joining all the time. We had far too many noobs and we could afford to have so little tolerance .