We've hired Dick Cheney's former publicist to head up our PR dept. Hopefully she can make us as lovable as Dick Cheney.
As part of our continued re-branding effort, we are now referring to the spill as "Shell Oil's Gulf Coast Disaster". #bpcares
har har, i like this fake twitter account in response to the oil disasterQuote:
The oil leak was caused by a natural gas explosion, or sea fart, which is now having silent but deadly consequences. #bpseafart