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    Default Are you a psychopath??

    My friend told me this quiz... I thought it was pretty funny so here we go.

    these are questions asked to psychopaths who end up answering the same way. If you answer similiarly too, you're a psychopath! ZOMG!

    QUESTION 1: You're robbing a house. You think it's completely empty but then you end up seeing a women. The women runs into the closet and hides. You are holding a knife. What do you do?

    QUESTION 2: You buy a soda from a vending machine. What color is the soda?

    QUESTION 3: You are in a city and in a tall building. Across the street you see a man murder a women. The man then points at you. Why is he pointing at you?

    QUESTION 4: There is a child and he gets a ball and a bike for Christmas. But the boy is unhappy. Why is he unhappy???

    Are you a psychopath?? Can you answer like a psychopath??

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    ANSWER 1: You wait for the women to come out to kill her.

    ANSWER 2: The soda is clear. Psychopaths only see things in black or white.

    ANSWER 3: The man is counting how many floors up you are in order to come over and kill you.

    ANSWER 4: The boy has no arms or legs.

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    Almost....Im not truly a psycho

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    RAEP TIEM!

    I drink a chardony as I listen to cries of pain on CD.

    Presumably a statement of intent; he wishes to end up like the woman.

    I've yet to meet a child that was happy when I flayed it alive.

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    I only answered number 4 right.

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    No, because I am a nice person.

    By the way, what would be a non-psychopathic answer for #3?
    ~Digital_Eon~




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    ^ Maybe he recognized me from that dinner party last month. xD

    for 1, I'd just go over and knock softly on the door of the closet.
    I would never have gotten answer 4. ever.

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    This thread has prompted me to take numerous personality disorder tests online, just out of curiosity.

    In all of them I rate above 80% for Schizoid Personality Disorder. :\

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    1) I do nothing...
    2) Its color is whatever it is
    3) He's checking how much time it'll take to get to me and snuff me out
    4) He's in pieces... literally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sakura_hana View Post
    ^ Maybe he recognized me from that dinner party last month. xD

    for 1, I'd just go over and knock softly on the door of the closet.
    I would never have gotten answer 4. ever.
    my sister got #4 correctly...

    ... yea, i should be more careful at home. XD

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    Yeah, for #4, I just thought the kid was a brat and wanted a pony or something.

    ...I don't like kids.

    WAIT.

    Why the fuck would you wait for the woman to come out? Are psychopaths all that stupid? She could be calling the police or something. I get the idea that they'd think it's fun to fuck with minds like that, but people should really be more concerned with self-preservation. Unless you're a psychopath, I guess, in which case we should all hope you're not.

    But then again, maybe she has a gun in there and is waiting to shoot you.

    Hm.

    I'd need to sit and think about that for a while. Maybe set the closet on fire instead?

    Quote Originally Posted by MadDogMike View Post
    In all of them I rate above 80% for Schizoid Personality Disorder. :\
    Oh, nice, that's not a bad one to have. Er, if you... had to have a personality disorder. Really not that bad.
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