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    360degrees is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    Default Australia bans small breasts

    http://foolocracy.com/2010/01/austra...small-breasts/

    Australian internet laws, already some of the world’s strictest, are becoming even more defined.

    Australia has a Classification Board that regulates what can go on the internet, films and books, and who can see it.

    The Classification Board is now refusing to classify images of female ejaculations and small breasts.

    In the eyes of the Classification Board, a female ejaculation is a “water sport,” and, thus, a fetish that should only be witnessed in private. A male ejaculation, well, that is normal and okay to view so it goes without a ban.

    It gets even odder with breast size.

    The Classification Board has rejected the depiction of several models in their twenties with small breasts because pedophiles may mistake them for children and get turned on.

    It does not matter if a model is 29, but if she has small breasts and can appear to be 17, then the top must stay on.

    Fiona Patten of the Australia Sex Party criticized officials “as having “a lack of intellectual rigour and a lack of understanding of female sexuality on the part of Australia’s censorship authorities.”

    Every action has a reaction, however.

    Frown on small breasts in men magazines, and what happens? Just guess.

    “We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size. It may be an unintended consequence…but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late,” Patten said.

    That will simply distort the image of what Australian women think they should look like and what Australian men expect a woman to look like.

    It has to be men writing these laws.
    Beo will be sad....

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    I think that people relaxing on beaches in Australia should attach huge fake boobs to their children so that pedophiles won't get turned on.

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    Oh man, and I was just thinking that no stupidity can suprise me anymore.
    Guess you never end to learn.

    Made my day btw.

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    huh... is this mean that the Australian gov will subsidized breast enlargement plastic surgery for women??

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    I lol'd. Female ejaculation as a watersport? GNR.


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    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
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    Quote Originally Posted by goldencalf View Post
    I think that people relaxing on beaches in Australia should attach huge fake boobs to their children so that pedophiles won't get turned on.
    I lol'd. I keep forgetting Australia even exists. That and Canada.

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    KRudd might just be the worst thing to happen to my country...

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    So if I give implants to an 8yo boy, it's OK to hit it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98abaile View Post
    So if I give implants to an 8yo boy, it's OK to hit it?
    what kind of implants would you give to a boy?

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    Take a guess.

 

 
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