Happy new year!
The hell with FUCKYEAR 2009!
Yo r3d I'm really happy for ya and imma let you finish, but 2008 was the worst year of all time! OF ALL TIME!
It happen somewhere in West Philadelphia 2009, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops.
After a while, a small group of black hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fist fight, which you must accept.
After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother.
She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear,
she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.
With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab.
The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror.
Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it.
At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’.
You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been traveling mere seconds.
Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby.
Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.... See More
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.
^ All right...o.0
Happy New Year Guys!!
Crap, I'm one year older and one year closer to my death.
so... what's so happy about this new year anyway?
Happy new year!! I don't know bout you guys but my new year has started off awesome so far!
May there be as much sex and good times as you would like.
My new year started off with a sprained ankle and a twisted knee, then a 2 hour wait in a hospital waiting room.
My New Years started with hot sex with my ex.