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    Default why breaking dawn needs to be made into a movie


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    Twilight sucks.
    Go to hell.

    Period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neruke View Post
    Twilight sucks.
    Go to hell.

    Period.
    True dat.

    But still....[spoilers 4 the 4th Book, I warned ya :P)

    The baby has telepathy, by the way, so everybody can read its thoughts while it's in the womb, and it turns out to have an essentially adult mind. Like Alia in Dune; I would accuse Stephenie Meyer of ripping this off, but anyone who thinks that Meyer might have read Frank Herbert has never been within spitting distance of Twilight. The woman is a moron.
    LOL

    A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby.
    xDD

    Gawd, this shit is so shitty I HAVE to read the books for the lulz

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    Lulz.
    To the extreme.

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    From what I've been able to gather, the Twilight series should be read as a journal of Stephanie Meyer's gradual descent into batshit insanity. This seems to confirm my conjecture.

    But it would make an awesome movie, no doubt about it.

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    WARNING


    Angry Judit approaching!


    WARNING

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    cpr I love you

    but you make horrible threads.


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    Twilight book 4 is full on vampire porn. It needs not be made into a movie. Look how bad the first movie was. Now imagine what'd happen if they tried to make the 4th.
    80% of the movie would be of the characters, now fully naked, staring at each other with frozen expressions. The camera would be closed up on their foreheads, though, so you couldn't tell the naked part.

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    vampire porn....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


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    But Bella's a virgin! How would this work?


    http://www.chunlikickedme.com

 

 
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