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    You know, in the spirit of being constructive I would like to lend my support to the idea of a crossover with another franchise.

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    I know nothing about the twilight series (not that I'm losing any sleep over that), but Imma hazard a gues as to what its about. Tell me if I'm hot or cold on this.

    Loser goth girl with self esteem issues stumbles into the world of vampires and werewolves. She meets/is saved by some handsome foppish vampire who falls in love with here for no explicable reason (don't vampires prey on humans? isn't that like falling in love with a plate of pork chops?). Somwhere along the way she meets a rougishly handsome werewolf who also inexplicably falls in love with her. LOVE TRIANGLE!!!! War of vampires and were wolves threatens to spill over into the human world and cause massive problems. Love (as in random, angsty and oveblown acts of undying infatuation) saves the day.

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    I'm still wondering how the vamp had an erection seeing as he doesn't have any blood, that and the fact that he could produce LIVE sperm from an UNDEAD body really baffles the mind >.>

    Thanks for silverwmoon for the purty sig :3

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    One could be tempted to think that Twilight simply is a series of harlequin romance novels, except with vampires and werewolves thrown in for good measure. One would basically be right.

    However, the main character is a shallow, stupid and in all ways loathsome sociopath, which admittedly is kind of a fresh touch in the genre.

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    Twilight means that for all of eternity, we'll be remembered as the generation obsessed with sparkly vampires.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Quote Originally Posted by be0wulf View Post
    But Bella's a virgin! How would this work?
    it works in miraculous ways! they use no protection and OH! out pops a baby. ops.

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    twilight fans + fake screening of movie = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8GGp_bpsng

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolpuprocks View Post
    twilight fans + fake screening of movie = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8GGp_bpsng
    As i saw this, i felt like a bit of order had been restored in this crazy world
    The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists . . . all the whores and politicians will look up and shout, 'Save us,' and I'll look down and whisper, 'No.

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    ^ I loled xD

 

 
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