Thread: Haikus

You can all thank me
For this semi-revival.
Now buy me a drank.

Dear Mojomunkeez,
You owe me melted cookies.
Pay up, kthnxbai.

StopTazmo is dead.
I think I may leave this place.
I love you, Mojo.

smell the burning flesh
taste the tangy sulfur air
volcano season

mantis green and strong
deadly pincers razor sharp
waiting for his chance

floating asteroid
need to buy some school supplies
your sulking in it

Fat girls
on my internet
train wreck

And the last two posts
Just fucking killed my thread. Go
die in a fire.

Drop a soap.
while in prison
you ask rape?

just give me the light
and start the show-ow-ow pass
a bottle of moe