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    (610): Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love

    (804): I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.

    (617): it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.

    (937): wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
    (1-937): u like it?
    (937): NOT THE POINT.

    (802): PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.

    (214): On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
    (1-214): You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously

    (979): I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar

    (701): Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?


    Lmao!


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    link or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    (979): I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
    Good one rofl

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    Last night.
    I couldn't even get an answer.
    I tried to call but my pride wouldn't let me dial.
    And I'm sitting here with this blank expression.
    And the way I feel, I wanna curl up like a child.

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    (616): Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.

    (913): Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.

    (317): I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect

    (617): I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.

    (209): update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
    (1-209): the house was on fire??
    (209): shit I thought I told you.

    (616): Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.

    (770): I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them

    (641): she has no idea who harrison ford is.
    (617): see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s

    (650): what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?

    (503): The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe. (IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON THAT NOTICED!!!)

    (50: Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
    (781): So you're taking me there this weekend?
    (50: oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.

    (250): Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
    (1-250): I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


    [Chit Chat Specific Forum Rules] // Last Update - Friday March 13, 2009

 

 

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