Megan Fox is INSANE!!!

"I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, "Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush." - FHM, June 2007

"I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny. I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared," – Red carpet interview at the Golden Globes, 2009

"I didn't get along with Lindsay Lohan on Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen, but you have to consider that we were 16-year-old girls. I haven't seen Lindsay since then, but I imagine she's grown and become a different person. I know I have. From what I've experienced, women aren't good friends to one another. When guys want to hang out with you because your personality is badass, women immediately hate you." - Maxim, July 2007

"Well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad. It's about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there's music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it." - Esquire, June 2009


http://jezebel.com/5285875/megan-fox...worst-bon-mots

Oh my gawd. She is fucking nuts.

We need more honest people like her in this world.

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"If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like-you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why." - GQ, October 2008

"I need to behave in a way that will cause people to take me seriously." - Entertainment Tonight, June 2009

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Total serous. omg.

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"I don't understand why people don't have a f—-ing sense of humor. Always assume that I'm being sarcastic."

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This kinda ruins it

Shes a interesting person (for a girl), I guess.

Too many, too generic people around, especially girls.

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Originally Posted by neruke

I find her hot enough to ignore all the crazy stuff she has said.

It's not like I have a chance with her anyways ;_;

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Fixed your post bro.

Wow you got me.

Woops. No that was your life. I actually do have a RL.

So is StopTazmo...the Matrix? O:

no.. ST is just on the level of 'The Thirteenth Floor':D

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Originally Posted by StealDragon

women aren't good friends to one another. When guys want to hang out with you because your personality is badass, women immediately hate you."

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This is the same thing my friend says and I just laught. Why is it that girls don't get on with one another like guys?.