Thread: What would you do...

Not much, but for a bit of Durian, heh, I'll even ignore my girlfriend for few pieces drool...

Anyone ever tried Mayan Chocolate ice cream?

@NibellungenValasty: now that's a good one.... what would you do for a fruite that has lots of thorns all over its body, have a smell like and i quote from food writer Richard Sterling:

“ ... its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, including public transportation in Southeast Asia"

and i also qute from wiki:

Other comparisons have been made with the civet, sewage, stale vomit, skunk spray and used surgical swabs.

well atleast for some people it smell like that.. and the flesh itself look like:

kinda look like poo but its not.....
but still its a the king of all fruits (more look like the best description of devil's fruit)

but yeah you right... it's the best fruit ever.. it's like mana from heaven

^ My tips, if you want to eat REAL DURIAN, don't ever BUY FROM SUPERMARKET freezer. That thing is shit.

If you want real one, just go to SE Asia, when in durian season, and let the seller at mini market/stall choose one for you. Its odor , for me its better than gucci perfume. Its smell kinda like concentrated coconut milk. But better. ahahaha

Your imported one is what I called shit, a blasphemy of the name of all durian. One more thing, cold freeze durian is no no. That Another shit. It sap the real taste of durian.

But well, I am born immune to durian odor and as lover of durian. Its in my genetic not to not love durian. ahahaha

^dude.... i live in SEasia... no no.. better yet i live in where durian is really a native fruit... where people sell durian on the roadside where they get it from the forrest or an organic and oldway plantation (not the ones where they genetically make super durian or whatever) next to the road.... and never let the seller pick for you.. but if you don't know how to pick the good ones then yes let them pick for you...
(the pic up there i get from wiki)

ahahaha, the best part is waiting in durian plantation and wait for that fruit fall. ahahaha, kinda suicidal but worth the risk.

I pick my own durian to the point almost immune to its thorn ahahaha. At the peak of the season, durian is so abundant, with USD10, you could eat the whole week of them ahahaha.

i lol'd when i found that those gigantic spiked monsters grow from trees. i can only imagine the damage that would do to a person's head.

i actually don't mind the taste of the imported ones.

What would I do, I would pay a dollar, that's what.

Originally Posted by animefan

What would I do, I would pay a dollar, that's what.

you are so insightful and funny.