Thread: Important life lessons.

8 WAYS TO KILL SOMEONE WITH A NANO IPOD:

Why would you ever need to do this? Well, we aren't exactly sure. But there is likely a situation somewhere in the world where a person who only has a nano on them and needs to defend themselves against an attacker. This strange guide was written by ex-marine, Brad Collom. Check out all 8 methods after the jump. My personal favorite is poisoning a tea bag using the lithium-ion battery and letting someone drink tea made from it. Thanks to tuaw for the image.

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/portable-...ano-184570.php

Very srs.

Lulz.

Very srs. business xD

Why not make your enemy swallow the damned lithium battery? Better than poisoning tea bags with it =P

Originally Posted by BlueDemon

Lulz.

Very srs. business xD

Why not make your enemy swallow the damned lithium battery? Better than poisoning tea bags with it =P

It's easier to poison a teabag than it is to cram a battery down somebody's throat. Though it has to be said that the latter method is more badass.

Hmmm.

7. Download to the Nano "We've Only Just Begun" by the Carpenters. Tell someone you will give him or her your Nano if they listen to that song a hundred times in a row

Seems a little cruel to me.

that song's not that bad...*cough**cough*

I dont think you die of lithium tee...
You get a stomach most likely or throw up.

I see someone here has a grudge on someone.

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man on the moon.
"When you comin' home ?"
"Son, I don't know when.
We'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

That song by The Carpenters is great, dunno whats wrong with the author 8[

hmmmm
Seems a little cruel to me