Thread: What branch of the military would you join?

Assuming you wanted to... Me, I'm 99% sure I'm Navy. Fuck trudging through jungles and deserts, I wanna fuck up some pirates and aim a triple-barreled foot-wide gun at your throat. Plus we have boats that shit jets.

Marines are the baddest motherfuckers on the planet.

Originally Posted by Henchy432

Marines are the baddest motherfuckers on the planet.

We pray for our brethren who pilot the Dreadnoughts. Though they take new form, their souls, and their weapon mounts, remain pure.

Oh wait, you said marines, not space marines.
Pfft, how boring.

For the Emperor?

Originally Posted by be0wulf

For the Emperor?

The God-Emperor of Mankind, yes.

after watching Antwone Fisher i choose the navy.

I already was in the Navy, so my choice isn't that hard. Army has to log too much shit around, and even here in Finland where the Marines don't have the ridiculously inflated opinion of themselves that the US Marines have they still tended to be a bunch of arrogant pricks. And they also have to log too much shit around, so they're really out. Air Force is OK I guess, but as my eyesight isn't good enough for piloting I'd get stuck with a ground job, and where's the fun in that?

So no, the Navy it is. In the Navy!


Otherwise I would choose His Most Holy Adeptus Titanicus and stomp some heretics In His Glorious Name.

The Orders of the Adeptus Titanicus are the iron fist of the Emperor's rule. A velvet glove would serve no purpose.

There is only the Emperor, and he is our shield and protector.
hope is not to late to sign up for the Black Templars

couldn't swim, couldn't fly (love to though).... not much of a choice.

Fuck the military, I'm not getting brainwashed.