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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default I'm now working as a goon for a local politician. Ask me anything.

    Pay is great, but the risk is really high, and it quadruples come elections.

    Oh and here, have an old as hell TDK edit.

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    999Ghosts is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Ask anything?

    Whats the winning number for the next government run lottery?

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    LarsDeman is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Everyone can answear that question!
    It's 42!

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    tfs08933 is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    What are the requirements to be a goon? Big? Strong? Scary? Do you have them all?

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    Henchy432 is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    How many kneecaps do you get to break a week?

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    demo or repub?

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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    I actually moved to Thailand early last year, and I'm working for the mayor in a far flung city, so Republican or Democrat... well neither.

    I think they'll hire you just so long as you're imposing. Or in my case, know how to do some, 'accounting' and speak English since I am neither big or imposing. I don't do any leg breaking, but I have two big imposing partners. One guy is the driver and the other guy is the one with the machete.

    We basically just go around making sure that businesses the mayor has a stake in are all running smoothly (as in he gets his cut), and collecting gambling debts from non-Thai dudes as well as other stuff like doing his wife's grocery and shit. Basically I'm an errand boy. Rides are long and quiet since neither of my two pals speak English, and I have made no effort to learn Thai.

    Since I started lasted March, we haven't broken any legs or anything like that. I know there are other goons who do more dirty work, but I don't pay much attention to it. It's easy work, but again, high risk since my partners don't have any guns, and well if the other guys have guns, well guess we're screwed.

    Anyway, by ask me anything, I meant about the job.

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    Henchy432 is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    What is the going rate for "around the world" with a thai hooker?

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    AKofC is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    lol I don't know, and I'm not actually interested in getting a hooker.


    I believe in true love and all.

    <___<

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    mystic_guard_sinoel is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKofC View Post
    lol I don't know, and I'm not actually interested in getting a hooker.


    I believe in true love and all.

    <___<
    Now I know you're trolling.


 

 
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