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    windows7 is offline Member Frequent Poster
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    Default Jokes - relax

    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How much money have you got?

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    What's the fastest way to get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy.

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    let me guess, you want us to buy something if we want to read the 3rd joke...

    My new signature to celebrate my 1000th post!!! (My waifu Yuno)

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    I don't buy them, probably because I'm a linux user.

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    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him. To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball - and directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree." With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay. The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall."

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    Your jokes are bad, and you should feel bad about yourself.

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    The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavian air defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just after nightfall while the jet was on a bombing run. The plane crashed into an empty field, creating a huge crater. Serbian search and rescue workers have recovered 307 bodies so far, proving that NATO is using Albanian men, women and children terrorists to wage their war of terror from the sky.

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    now i know there is such a thing as a bad-jokes-bot

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    Quote Originally Posted by ivanov_2020 View Post
    now i know there is such a thing as a bad-jokes-bot
    and that it runs on windows?

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    There's something wrong here...

    no links.


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    Actually... bot with no links is a pretty disturbing idea.
    I mean what is he up to?

 

 
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