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    These jokes are not worth the time spent reading.

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    Some are okay, the multiple posting isn't though.

    Hey W7, please don't make consecutive posts, if you have multiple jokes, please put them in a single post and wait for someone else to post after you.

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    ^y'see that's why i thought w7 is a bot...

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    What is a man's idea of protected sex? A padded headboard.

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    ^y'see no respon. jokes only... atleast w7 only put on jokes. so i guess it's alright... it fun to read it anyway.

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    What is the Australian for foreplay? Brace yourself, Sheila! And the Welsh? Are you awake, Gwen?

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    Someone needs to put the leash on this guy...

    And the jokes are not worth reading?
    I guess we need an image thread or something...

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    at least he only posts in this one thread. and some of these ARE funny, imo. I think we can let him be. He's not hurting anyone.

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    When I said they were not worth reading, I was mainly talking about the really long ones. My attention span isn't that large.

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    "I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker: "Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!?" With that, he turned and rushed to catch the bus for work. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. The husband was smug when he returned from work, satisfied that he had recovered what could have been a very bad situation. His wife was indeed surprised: "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed, "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"

    After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked him how he felt now. The former patient replied, "Fine! Just feel my nose."

    A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his mother The young boy answered " The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the ass off his secretary."
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