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    The Witcher is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Default How does the glass look? The complete version

    Everybody knows the old 'half empty or half full' adage. Pessimist or optimist? But those aren't the only options. Stolen from a T-shirt:

    Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
    Optimist: The glass is half full.
    Idealist: The glass should be full.
    Realist: The glass is.
    Feminist: His glass seems more full than my glass.
    Pragmatist: Let’s drink the water.
    Environmentalist: Save the water.
    Nihilist: The glass does not matter.
    Chemist: The glass is 50% H2O, 40%N2 and 10%O2.
    Capitalist: Let's sell this glass.
    Anarchist: Let’s break the glass.

    So, what kind of person are you?
    Last edited by The Witcher; 03-07-2009 at 02:19 AM.
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    Terasiel is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Survivalist: The glass is certainly not full and it should be constantly monitored for any chance of it running out.
    Hedonist: I wonder if it'll spill out if I do this?
    Kleptomaniac: What glass? There wasn't a glass here. I don't know what you're talking about. I have to leave now.

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    I love stuff like this (:

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    Mojo: I hate Terasiel.



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    Apathist:.......................................
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    There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
    Terry Pratchett, The Truth

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    IŽd say : Can I get the bottle?

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    ivanov_2020 is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    materialist: glass?? give me crystal...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terasiel View Post
    Survivalist: The glass is certainly not full and it should be constantly monitored for any chance of it running out.
    Hedonist: I wonder if it'll spill out if I do this?
    Kleptomaniac: What glass? There wasn't a glass here. I don't know what you're talking about. I have to leave now.
    you're mah: hero

 

 

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