Everybody knows the old 'half empty or half full' adage. Pessimist or optimist? But those aren't the only options. Stolen from a T-shirt:
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Idealist: The glass should be full.
Realist: The glass is.
Feminist: His glass seems more full than my glass.
Pragmatist: Let’s drink the water.
Environmentalist: Save the water.
Nihilist: The glass does not matter.
Chemist: The glass is 50% H2O, 40%N2 and 10%O2.
Capitalist: Let's sell this glass.
Anarchist: Let’s break the glass.
So, what kind of person are you?