Thread: How does the glass look? The complete version

Everybody knows the old 'half empty or half full' adage. Pessimist or optimist? But those aren't the only options. Stolen from a T-shirt:

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Idealist: The glass should be full.
Realist: The glass is.
Feminist: His glass seems more full than my glass.
Pragmatist: Let’s drink the water.
Environmentalist: Save the water.
Nihilist: The glass does not matter.
Chemist: The glass is 50% H2O, 40%N2 and 10%O2.
Capitalist: Let's sell this glass.
Anarchist: Let’s break the glass.

So, what kind of person are you?

Survivalist: The glass is certainly not full and it should be constantly monitored for any chance of it running out.
Hedonist: I wonder if it'll spill out if I do this?
Kleptomaniac: What glass? There wasn't a glass here. I don't know what you're talking about. I have to leave now.

I love stuff like this (:

Mojo: I hate Terasiel.

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Apathist:.......................................

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!

Terry Pratchett, The Truth

I´d say : Can I get the bottle?

materialist: glass?? give me crystal...

Originally Posted by Terasiel

Survivalist: The glass is certainly not full and it should be constantly monitored for any chance of it running out.
Hedonist: I wonder if it'll spill out if I do this?
Kleptomaniac: What glass? There wasn't a glass here. I don't know what you're talking about. I have to leave now.

you're mah: hero