Gawd, I love this site. It's about true stories and all... very funny.
Some of my favorites...
Today, my parents met my boyfriends parents for the first time. Bailing us out of jail. FMLToday, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FMLyour favs?Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML