Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower wit my bitch Maria. 95 pounds, 5'3 and has the body of a goddess. (She just blew me, shit was SO clutch).know how I pulled her? Being a real man, something you nerds don't know nothing about. All you know about is anime, while I'm out in da club poppin' bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the lushest breezies in Jersey.
Did I fuck that skank in the shower just a minute ago? You know i did, it was clutch. And she wouldn't dare cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it her good, all day, every day. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.
You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to 2D chicks, I roll out with my boys 5 nights a week, the chicks can't resist my bangin' uns. When I walk up in da club, bitches can't wait for the Alphabet ['cos i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it] to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties.
I am the most attractive man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 pounds and do 500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick's the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to fuck wit a real boss, not a chump change loser like you. Just playin', you ain't even got a girl. All you got is World of Warcraft. You play that shit, imma be playin' wit girls tits in da club.
Don't be hatin' bro', Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Captain of the football team, have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you pussies under the table. What sports do you do, other than "professionally not getting laid"? I also get straight A's. Dang, you wish you were me! you're all wastes of good air who should just kill yourselves.
On the grind.
Your second post and you posted the same thing the last time you were here. If you can only express how big your muscles are and how small your brain is, go kill yourself. And I am being serious.
Pics or GTFO :P
And if you are all that,you wouldn´t have the need to post it on this site,chum.
Oh and another thing : Your mom is calling for ya,you should get out of your basement and go out for abit,kay?
@blue - he did post a pic of himself, or of some random guy, but it's not a pic you want to see. it's hard to get cheesed with this guy after you see it. roflmao when i read this and remembered....
Originally Posted by ALPHABET#1
I believe that somebody ought to break out dontfeedthetrolls.jpg
Well, we have to give him some credit for knowing and using the word Maggots as an insult, as it's sadly lacking in that use. From someone who'd be as he claims to be, which is fail at life, that's an astounding achivement, as I would be expecting something along the lines "Yo, mammas a fat!" from someone like this.
Come on Mods, when does this get a lock or delete?
@Zeta- If that's the case then why did you register into a manga/anime forum a few months before making this message? Also, getting good grades doesn't imply intelligence, as evidenced by the stupidity of your post, both logically and grammatically.
Jeez, where's issal when you actually need him?
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