Martial arts discussion thread

[Spurgu]

So, I was threathened today by a hooligan and holy crap. I was totally helpless.
I do go to the gym and work out but I just didn't know what to do with all that muscle. I just stood there, took the verbal rape and scurried away with my tail between my legs.


You have any idea how frusfrated I was? I was even more maddened by the fact that the hooligan was a young girl!! WTF!

I was searching my feelings deep within me and thought what a pussy I was, in rage I decided that I'll start learning some badass martial arts and kicks ass the next time I meet her! so I started searching for the internets.


After a while, I did find what I was looking for so I thought I'd share this wonderful effective martial art form with all of you who feel defenseless against woman.































Next step: How to disable a baby.
(ps. feel free to talk about other as effective martial art forms)

[R3dKnight]

just like you...

sometime.. I just wanna disable helpless people.
people who always rant with their mouth behind the Internet and think they look like a celebrity


I know how you feel Spurgu
I'm also jam pack with muscle.

Once uppercut a black kid and yelled SHORYU-KEN.
then just to heard he cried RACIST


I was also interested in the Southern Praying mantis Kung fu
and practice some of their basic forms.
everytime and now.
now when I wanted to punch something.
My fist automatic looked like this.

[sakura_hana]

@Spurg:
imagine those exact movements done by a woman tho'...

[Spurgu]

@Spurg:
imagine those exact movements done by a woman tho'...

Oh no, I wouldn't want any woman to claw my breasts. That's why it's important to protect yourself from them.

[be0wulf]

The second part wouldn't really work...

[R3dKnight]

and why is that man wearing a thong??????

[Issalroc]

Actually, we use that first one in Krav Maga all the time, even against women, if you get the blow right you might do some serious damage. After that clawing the breasts is just retarded and therefore not fun, you should hit(correctly, not just punch) that spot at the side and slightly above the eyes, a big hit to the jaw/back oh the head/neck, thumbs or pointing fingers in the eyes or knee in the nose, maybe kick her knees strong enough to cripple her. Those are hilarious options(for you, the one cripling the magget) and effective. lrn2violence spugru

[Issalroc]

Also

I do go to the gym and work out but I just didn't know what to do with all that muscle.

Hahaha!

[bipolargraph]

On the topic of martial arts, I've done some aikido, it was pretty useful. Don't have anything else to compare it to, except maybe to judo, which demanded a lot more muscular strength (while aikido is more centered on balance and joint twisting). You get a lock a person successfully in one wrist/joint lock, and it's over for him. Too bad I don't have the time for it anymore.
On the topic of injuring people you can-
-Punch/kick a little above the knee, inwards
-Punch under the sternum (hurts like poop)
-ribs are easy to break
-Punch the side of the neck
-Pull someone's hair

[infamouse]

Kick knee caps
And hook them n the face.
It works for me.