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    Hi everyone. I used to/still spam quite a lot here. Few of you who I've chatted with know that I'm pretty random. The very few of you who I've talked seriously with know that I'm somewhat a decent, normal guy.I know that I behave like a retard here and post idiotic stuff but hear me out this time and most of you probably think that I'm a random 12 year old virgin goofing off in teh interwebs but no. This is serious and I feel like I really really need somebody to talk to so hear me out.





    My dog just died.

    I've known it since his mother (yeah, I'm not gona call my friend 'it') gave him birth. I've spent most of my childhood playing with him and even hunting. We never catched anything though, it was just for the sake of fun and keeping my father happy.
    I still remember the first time dad tried to teach him to fetch the newspaper. He'd tear it up or bury it.. I never told anyone but when he learned to fetch the newspaper, I teached him to fetch chips and goodies from them 'secret stash' so I could have some snack when I got grounded (which I did a lot). I actually never thought this day would come up.. but it did.




    My dog burned alive.


    Yeah, can you believe that? just like that and he was gone. I'll never forget the smell.. But you know what, somehow I can still see something positive in this. I'm the kind of guy who sees the sun past the rainy clouds.

    He tasted pretty good. Though I used too much perpper I think.
    Now my problem is that I still think it's lacking something. The smoky taste the open fire added was pretty nice but it's just.. I dunno, maybe some vinegar or something?
    I really need help with this one. What the hell should I add? Please help.

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    I suggest methane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by csuti View Post
    I suggest methane.
    Hey, weren't you the one who ordered extra salami?

    I suggest make-up for you... and a high dose of alcohol to everyone around you.
    This is a serious thread, let's keep it clean. I really need help with the spices and I don't want someone jerking around. I'm going through a hard time because I can't finish the dish, I need to perfect the taste.

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    Dante's manly juices.

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    might wanna ask somebody from batak (north sumatra) origin. some of the tribe of batak eat dog. they probably know what to do to make it good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by csuti View Post
    Dante's manly juices.
    Will you stop sniffing baby feets? Dante's manly juices is only used when you roast pork ribs and even then you just chop it up and dip them in the juice.


    Quote Originally Posted by ivanov_2020 View Post
    might wanna ask somebody from batak (north sumatra) origin. some of the tribe of batak eat dog. they probably know what to do to make it good.
    How do I contact someone from batak/north sumatra. I'm not really good with the states of the US so I don't know where to look from the phonebook.
    It's pretty cold here in Egypt, Europe. I was thinking that maybe I could use it to my advantage somehow.

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    try google it silly.. keyword: batak, dog, cuisin, indonesia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spurgu View Post
    How do I contact someone from batak/north sumatra. I'm not really good with the states of the US so I don't know where to look from the phonebook.
    It's pretty cold here in Egypt, Europe. I was thinking that maybe I could use it to my advantage somehow.
    Pray to Zeus to warm up the temperature. It'll add a re-heat taste. You can't go wrong with it.

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    no not Zeus... but Hades

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    Quote Originally Posted by ivanov_2020 View Post
    try google it silly.. keyword: batak, dog, cuisin, indonesia
    I googled and I was led to "Asian finest discussion forum".

    I'm afraid to click the link since asia is a pretty small state in the US.

    I don't pray for greek gods, filthy immigrant gods. There's only one flying spaghetti monster out there and you know it.

 

 
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