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    Default Apples!



    Because Mojo is so stingy.

    Quote Originally Posted by MojoMunkeez View Post
    No. You fail. This thread is about bananas, not your fucking apples. There is no room in this thread for apples, if you want to talk about apples, make your own fucking apple thread you appletard.
    I had a banana, but then I froze it and rammed it up this appletard's anus and then took a spiked cilice and gagged him with it, impaled him upon a whale-penis, which, incidentally, is called a "dork", and put a beartrap on his penis, all the while slowly yet forcefully feeding said appletard a mushy rotten banana. Unpeeled.

    How do you them apples, now, bitch?
    So, what are member qualities you dislike, or don't particularly like?
    DON'T MAKE IT INTO A HATE THREAD, THOUGH! Let's call it constructive criticism.

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    Now this is my kinda thread. Mmmm, apple goodness.


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    Well, what can I tell you. I, personally, hate haters. I mean, they're just so full of hate, that I just want to kill them.
    YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

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    I fucking hate apples. They're all hard to bite into and fucking leak juice all over your hands and then the skin gets stuck in your teeth and if you leave them out for more than two minutes it forms that brown iron shit and gets all hard again and you look at it and you just never want to see another apple ever again unless it's on the ass of a pair of apple bottom jeans in which case I love apples because apple bottoms are fucking sexy and I like ass but I hate real apples because they're fucking disgusting and I hate disgusting things like apples and apples and apples and appletards and be0chan, whom I suspect is an appletard, anyway since he's a fag.
    Fuckers.



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    Apple is excellent, mojo go shove a durian up your ass please 'kay thanks bye.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoMunkeez View Post
    I fucking hate apples...
    hey, waddaya know... me too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoMunkeez View Post
    I fucking hate apples. They're all hard to bite into and fucking leak juice all over your hands and then the skin gets stuck in your teeth and if you leave them out for more than two minutes it forms that brown iron shit and gets all hard again and you look at it and you just never want to see another apple ever again unless it's on the ass of a pair of apple bottom jeans in which case I love apples because apple bottoms are fucking sexy and I like ass but I hate real apples because they're fucking disgusting and I hate disgusting things like apples and apples and apples and appletards and be0chan, whom I suspect is an appletard, anyway since he's a fag.
    Fuckers.
    You just like phalus shaped objects don't you? I bet the real reason you don't like apples is because they don't fit.

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    I don't usually eat apples, but I don't usually eat bananas either. Kiwi is the best fruit of them all!

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    ^ so we are being elitist now are we...?
    right, i was quite done with apples anyhow...

    i vote mango....it is the mango and not the kiwi that is the best fruit of all... apart from peaches....

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    Quote Originally Posted by csuti View Post
    Well, what can I tell you. I, personally, hate haters. I mean, they're just so full of hate, that I just want to kill them.
    YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
    Yeah... YEAH!
    me too!!!


    Apples are good, Boskoop is best of them, a sour dream, perfect for soft cheese soufflé, the best meal ever!
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