Thread: Dinosaurs, because the bible said so.

WARNING: Religious topic. Go away if you're scared. shoo
MORE WARNING: Super long read. Go away if you hate letters.

Originally Posted by Ken Ham

Dinosaurs and the Bible

An aura of mystery surrounds the dinosaurs. Where did they come from? Did they evolve? Did they really live millions of years ago? What happened to them? Are there any living today? Has any human being ever seen a live dinosaur?

Children and adults alike are absolutely fascinated by these mysterious monsters. Numerous books and movies have been produced to satisfy a seemingly insatiable hunger for information on these puzzling creatures. The truth of the matter, however, is that there are no real mysteries at all, once you have key information that is not generally known and is withheld from the public.

Come with me as we take a walk through history and uncover some amazing facts that will answer many of your questions about these ‘terrible lizards.’

How do dinosaurs fit with the Bible?


Honestly, how much do you agree or disagree? What are your thoughts on this? What was your first reaction?


Personal note: What kind of a name is Ken Ham? His wife is Barbie Bacon?

I love you, dante.

I believe in Raptor Jesus.

I had a book on this once. It was quite interesting.

Thou seekest answers to thy queries?

Asketh thou this book's penman:



Rofl

When I was in second grade I asked my religion teacher if the dinosaurs fitted anywhere in her Holy garden. She said I was impudent.
Finally!!! The answers to my long forgotten question!!!!
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If God designed and created dinosaurs, they would have been fully functional, designed to do what they were created for, and would have been 100% dinosaur. This fits exactly with the evidence from the fossil record

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It was an unblemished world, with Adam and Eve and animals (including dinosaurs) living in perfect harmony, eating only plants

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I mean....Oh yeah, I can totally see a T Rex eating flowers. His teeth were perfectly fit for chewing roots. xD

As you add up all of the dates, and accepting that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, came to Earth almost 2000 years ago, we come to the conclusion that the creation of the Earth and animals (including the dinosaurs) occurred only thousands of years ago (perhaps only 6000!), not millions of years. Thus, if the Bible is right (and it is!), dinosaurs must have lived within the past thousands of years.

Fuck you??!?

I read till this and not more....Why do people believe so much in the freaking bible and not in God ? Not God has written the bible,humans did.And we know how humans are,so I wouldn´t believe everything what is written in the bible -.-"
Sure,Dinosaurs lived 1000 years ago along with our ancestors...and I´m the Pope of Uranus...

Well, that was all pretty cool and had some interesting ideas. But I'm still not buying that dinosaurs have been alive so recently, simply because there are no recent bones. Where are they??

Originally Posted by BlueDemon

Not God has written the bible,humans did.

Yeah, but if it's true, it was written at God's behest, as his proxy, and therefore legit. If you're going to believe the Christian God exists, you've gotta believe the Bible is real, too. They're hand-in-hand.

When I was 5, I kinda believed in the Bible and all that (had some suspicions about adam and eve and dinosaures but it was all good).
Then I found out that "God" killed 99.(9)% of all the animulz in a flood. And it was The End.
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