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    That IS a big mess. I'm sorry to hear it

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    It's 40 degrees Celsius here today. A leaky pipe has also caused a short circuit and shut down our air-con. Man, it's hot here today.

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    We made the world record of heat at 48 degrees celsius. (Some very long time ago.)

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    I am going to beat the shit out of my now former best friend for hooking up with my ex behind my back for I don't even know how long. Itll be like rape but instead of surprise buttsex it'll be a surprise asswhooping. >


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
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    time for some black on black violence


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    I went into a cubicle to take a piss today, unzipped and reached in and felt a lump. Proverbialy shitting myself I drop my trousers and take a look. I give the lump a squeeze and it bursts splashing pus on my cheek. So luckily it was just a spot. I have to laugh at myself though, there I ame with my trousers round my ankles, my hand on my balls, a sharp pain in my nuts, fluid from my nether regions on my face, and yet I'd never felt more relieved in my life. lol
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    WOOOOOOoooooooooowwwwwwwwwww

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    You had a lump of pus and you didn't get any symptoms? Clean it/dry/don't mess with it. Cause I always mess with my finger nails and get pus there/

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    In hind sight that was a really gross story and I probably shouldn't have posted it. Still a damn sight better than having to post about having testicular cancer though.

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    ^The story doesn't gross me out. Maybe because I see pus and the like at work all the time. Did it really splash on your cheeks ?
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