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    Henchy432 is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krumbach View Post
    Threesome?

    Not with them.

    I was offered a threesome a few times. I turned them down.

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    I hate you henchy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henchy432 View Post
    Not with them.

    I was offered a threesome a few times. I turned them down.
    I belive you.


    I bought a bridge yesterday for 5 bucks, because it seemes like a fucking good deal at the time, but now I realize I have no need for a bridge. I'll see if I can give it back and get a reinbursement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henchy432 View Post
    Not with them.

    I was offered a threesome a few times. I turned them down.
    That sounds like something a totally sane man would do.
    The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists . . . all the whores and politicians will look up and shout, 'Save us,' and I'll look down and whisper, 'No.

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    It snowed here last night. Problem is that to get onto the main road to go anywhere, I've got to go down a hill that isn't gritted. So I very nearly skidded out onto the main road. On the plus side I live in a wooded part of the country so when it does snow it looks really pretty. Driving into town was like driving in another country.

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    I just spent the last week trying to bone my dance partner. She had a pair of "D's" which is very unusual for a ballet dancer. I failed, I did see her naked and got to second base. I love boobies.

    @ 98 and the rest, I love you guys.

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    Damn man, you are a regular Quagmire.

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    Damn right.

    Edit: Then you don't want to know what I did today. lol
    Last edited by Henchy432; 12-22-2009 at 04:25 PM.

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    I was eating some sour candies at my friend's 30th birthday party. I was in the middle of chewing, and then I laughed cause someone made a funny comment. And when I laughed, I choked on a piece of the candy and then I coughed. And then the sour candy got stuck up my nose. So throughout the party, the right side of my nasopharynx burned and stung.
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    ^ouch

    Saw my grades today. I failed half of my classes (which is quite a lot seeing I had only 4 classes). I was expecting to fail one but not the other one.

    Thanks for silverwmoon for the purty sig :3

 

 

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