Thread: Theoretically speaking...

Theoretically speaking...

Say you were driving home a semi-famous celebrity who happened to drop his blackberry phone in your car and you happened to find it. The battery is alive long enough so you use the phone to call this semi-famous celebrity's friend to tell him that you have his phone. You called him and then got the proper address to mail it back to him. Now you know the address and you plan on mailing it back to him asap because you know he needs it for his business stuff. Before properly inspecting all of the guy's contacts for fun, the phone dies on you.

What do you do?
a) mail it back to him just the way it is: dead.
b) find another charger to charge it and see all the other fun contacts. mail it back a little late.
c) do a chicken dance.

This is all hypothetically speaking of course.

I just give it back.
I don't care about celebrities.

c) do a chicken dance.

Why do anything else?

I'd recharge it a bit so that the friend doesn't think I played with the damn thing till the battery ran out and then I'd mail it back right away, because going through the person's addresses is a waste of time and only invites trouble (not to mention an invasion of privacy).

I'd probably put it in a drawer, convinced that I would mail it sometime. A year later I would find it and wonder why it was there, or who it belonged to.

Check the contacts, just in case.

You never know, be prepared for any possibility.

Theoretically speaking, does this celebrity have a lot of sexy female friends?

Theoretically speaking, are those friends also single and promiscuous?

Don't forget rich.

THEORETICALLY rich.

I'd check if there's anything in that phone I could blackmail the theoretically rich person with, if needed. then I'd copy his/her agenda.just in case.
then I'd return it.
^__^

so whose phone did you stumble across, cpr? O: