....oh damn.How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.
quite a dynamic post. went straight to the ...point.That's one aerodynamic forehead.
I'm still trying to figure out if this is the real thing or not. O:
I call prank.Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.
I can only pray....This is a very impressive troll job. Good werk. Seriously, I feel like I want to believe it.
and apprently the dude has myspace.
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
^ Continuity: The guy said he married her because she had a baby on the way. But he states he's a virgin. And apparently she is a virgin too. I say God was having some fun!
edit: never mind.
but still...the pics..oooh the pics.Dammit I knew the pregnant before marriage and losing my virginity on wedding night would get me. I was just too lazy and tired to edit.
Oh god, it runs in the family.