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    pulp_chicken is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    Default Japanese man petitions to marry comic book character

    Japanese man petitions to marry comic book character

    Taichi Takashita launched an online petition aiming for 1 million signatures to present to the government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters.

    Within a week he has gathered more than 1,000 signatures through the internet.

    "I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world," he wrote.
    Didn't want to bump the 2D thread.
    Someone has the original website of this guy and what character he wants to marry?

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    The thing is though, the character is a fictional entity......... which means she can't give consent (and you thought I was being serious lol).

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    Wow, He must be really ronery...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98abaile View Post
    which means she can't give consent.
    That never stopped true love before!

    I wonder if this law would let me marry someone from a text-only book.

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    ... I thought be0 was Sino-Canadian, not Japanese.

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    danteee~~~ THIS IS YOUR DREAM COME TRUE!! <3

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    This is great for that man because I've just finished my new ray-gun that TURNS people 2D!!!

    The only side-effect is it kills you.

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    So if you had to marry a 2D character, who would you choose?

    I'd pick Horo-chan. Mmm...tail.

    p.s. Tera...copulating with pictures > copulating with words =D


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    Thus I quote,
    Quote Originally Posted by Sex and love's not real when it's from you (Part I)


    Ahhhh, Spring. That magical time of year when a young man's fancy turns to love. Well, except me it would seem, even though I do fit the above criteria (I'm young and I'm a man, believe it or not). So why then, am I still SINGLE? Why am I not out there, actively looking for a relationship? The answer is simple1.


    It's because 2-dimensional girls are better than their real-life counterparts.


    To prove it, I've made a list of the pros and cons of each type of girl.


    2-dimensional girls

    Pros:


    1. They will never cheat on you; after all, you're the only male they'll ever have access to.


    2. Interacting with them is like doing a multiple choice test, except there are no wrong answers.


    3. Miss your girlfriend? Just load up your game and you're good to go.


    4. PMS does not exist.


    5. They will never ask for your real-life money.


    6. If you get bored of her, your next girlfriend is as close as www.thepiratebay.org.


    7. Will have physical features not commonly found in the real world. I'll leave it at that.


    8. Screw up the relationship but you want to make up? It's as easy as loading your last save file.


    9. They are all scantily clad. No exceptions.


    10 You don't have to ask her out. It's already predestined.


    Cons:


    1. The length of your relationship is dependent upon how fast your play the game. Which is usually around 10 hours.



    2. You can't actually cuddle with them. Or kiss them. Or do other adult activities with them.



    3. When they talk, it usually sounds like a cross between a chipmunk and a 6-year-old girl.


    4. Their love for you is expressed through Times New Roman, size 12.


    Real-life girls

    Pros:


    1. The length of your relationship is dependent upon how many shiny baubles you buy her.
    Uhh...that counts as a good thing I suppose.


    2. You can cuddle with them as much as you want. And kiss them. And participate in adult activities. Unless you live in Maryland, of course.


    3. Most girls don't actually sound like Chris Crocker. Seriously.


    4. Their love for you is expressed through...see number 2 above.


    Cons:


    1. Infidelity has a chance of occurring. So does divorce.


    2. Interacting with them is like doing a multiple choice test, except there are no right answers.


    3. If you miss your girlfriend, you've actually got to pay money to text her and stuff. Who's got time to do that?


    4. Every month, at around a certain time, she will get pissed at you for no good reason. No exceptions.


    5. Just count yourself lucky that her birthday doesn't fall between your anniversary and Valentine's Day.


    6. If you get bored of her, you'd have to repeat the whole mating dance ritual process all over again. PLUS you have to watch your back, especially if you live in Japan.


    7. Physical features are restricted to her genetic material. Turquoise hair is also out of the question.


    8. Screw up the relationship and you want to make up? Start with flowers, slowly working your way up to your left pinky on a plate.


    9. Unfortunately, societal norms dictate that a certain amount of clothing be worn in our day-to-day lives.


    10 The male courtship dance, otherwise known as “asking a girl out”, is often a nerve-wracking and distressing event. Children under the age of 14 or 160cm need not apply.


    And there you have it. Undebatable proof that 2-dimensional girls are, indeed, superior to real-life girls. Now excuse me while I load up Hisui-chan.


    Kyaaa! Kawaii desu ne?~~


    1No, the answer is not “commitment”. Har har har.


    Post-script: This post was inspired both by the following video and by a conversation I had with certain people on IRC. Y'all know who you are.


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    ^ Well, can't argue with that. I'm sold.

 

 
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