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    Default God, and his terrorist threats!

    http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2007/09/nebraska-senato.html

    Quote Originally Posted by Nebraska Senator Sues God to Stop Terror Threats

    Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers (D - Omaha) filed suit against God Friday, asking a court to order the Almighty and his followers to stop making terrorist threats.

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    Chambers does admit that God is omnipresent and omniscient, however. Since God is everywhere, the Nebraska court has jurisdiction, Chambers argues, and since God is all-knowing, Chambers need not serve him with a notice of the lawsuit.
    Pure SSS quality genius. Good God I wish I got quoted for saying stuff like that .

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    Absolutely brilliant, and perfectly reasonable if one assumes the existence of God. I wonder how the various churches and other named agents of God will respond.

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    i'd honestly be very interested if some priests take up the challenge.

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    so if god's everywhere, he'd be in court on the day of the trial, right? wonder who his lawyer will be (the devil?).

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    What happens when God fails to show in court?

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    God is always everywhere so he can't fail to show up, just fail to make himself visible ; )

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    I wonder how much bail God would have to post...


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    This is a terrorist thread.
    see wut i did thar?

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    .....should I call my roommate?



 

 
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