Currently playing Akatsuki no Goei
D: I helped out. Donated a whole visitful.
This is why you should remember to have all of your contracts on paper and signed.
Okay, I've visited. So what the guy is saying is that he still can't get laid and needs a friend to lose a bet before it can happen.
Wow, my life suddenly looks a whole lot better.
That was dumb. You know it's not true.
His friend isn't that hot. And I'd laugh so hard if he managed to get the 5 million hits and she sets him up with some really ugly girl (since she only agreed to help him, not sleep with him).
Seriously though, what girl would sleep with a guy for the sake of 5m hit counts? What he has failed to realise is that e-penis is inversely proportional to real penis.
Beo, you should copy that idea. There's still some hope left for you broski.
This is why I hate the internet sometimes.
Hope it's fake.
Even if its not, he outta luck^
^ He's just embarrassing to the bone >__<'