Retirement Plan Investment Tip
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the
original $1000. With WorldCom, you'd have less than $5.00. If you had
purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you'd have $49.00 left. If
it had been United Airlines, you'd have nothing.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund
you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
Awesome as that is... didn't I read that in this forum yesterday?
Or you just do it like I do it.
Dont think about your money tomorrow because life is gonna work out some way.
People should care more about their education and jobs than investment.
Originally Posted by Kevin Shiel
That's the best tip.
Or, you do the good old stick all the money in the matress. you sleep better, and you keep all the money. *sage nods*
Invest in property.
Invest in gold, silver or platinum.
Invest in coffee beans ( that's how my uncle get rich in the first place)
yay! My financial troubles are all answered! =P
Originally Posted by coolpuprocks
have you ever experience hyper inflation before?
well I have in the 90.
we have the dollar currency rate shoot up to the roof, when they decide to drop the
global Aluminium price
and if they paid your salary in the local currency.
today it may be a lot but tomorrow you be very lucky if you can buy a cheese burger with your whole salary.
So, we have a thread repeating Stuy's (also plagiarized) plan now?
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Originally Posted by Urameshi-sama