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    Default Retirement Plan Investment Tip

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would

    now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the

    original $1000. With WorldCom, you'd have less than $5.00. If you had

    purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you'd have $49.00 left. If

    it had been United Airlines, you'd have nothing.


    But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank

    all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund

    you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment

    advice is to drink heavily and recycle.


    This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

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    Awesome as that is... didn't I read that in this forum yesterday?

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    Or you just do it like I do it.

    Dont think about your money tomorrow because life is gonna work out some way.
    People should care more about their education and jobs than investment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevin Shiel View Post
    Giving to StopTazmo is the perfect way to invest. No need to spend millions on art or CD's or US treasuries to protect your money ... the Bank of StopTazmo is the way to go.

    We don’t have any of these home loans on our books so you don’t have to worry about us marking down our assets.

    That's the best tip.

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    Or, you do the good old stick all the money in the matress. you sleep better, and you keep all the money. *sage nods*

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    Invest in property.
    Invest in gold, silver or platinum.
    Invest in coffee beans ( that's how my uncle get rich in the first place)

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    yay! My financial troubles are all answered! =P

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolpuprocks View Post
    yay! My financial troubles are all answered! =P
    yeah YAY!!


    have you ever experience hyper inflation before?
    well I have in the 90.

    we have the dollar currency rate shoot up to the roof, when they decide to drop the
    global Aluminium price
    and if they paid your salary in the local currency.
    today it may be a lot but tomorrow you be very lucky if you can buy a cheese burger with your whole salary.

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    So, we have a thread repeating Stuy's (also plagiarized) plan now?
    Stolen Sig Count: 26

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urameshi-sama View Post
    So, we have a thread repeating Stuy's (also plagiarized) plan now?
    nuthing new under the sun

 

 
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