Retirement Plan Investment Tip
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the
original $1000. With WorldCom, you'd have less than $5.00. If you had
purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you'd have $49.00 left. If
it had been United Airlines, you'd have nothing.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund
you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.