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    Default Terror, without having to take a bomb up on a plane?

    Here is what you do:

    1. You get on an airplane.
    2. Once in air, you gently take out your laptop.
    3. Cautiously, with a forced calmness, you slowly open it up.
    4. You take a deep breath, making sure you have the attention of the guy sitting next to you.
    5. You start your web browser. **
    6. You tightly close your eyes, or else look out the window with a worried expression.
    7. You mumble something to yourself.
    8 You then type in this address: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
    9. Check out the expression on the guy sitting next to you.


    ** I guess this would fail in modern times. I don't believe they have net all the way up there. Or do they? I haven't tried it before.
    Also, I'm almost positive they would charge you with attempted terror threat.
    They did charge that one boy (YOUNG boy... CHILD boy) who held a PLASTIC knife out at a stewardess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by csuti View Post
    They did charge that one boy (YOUNG boy... CHILD boy) who held a PLASTIC knife out at a stewardess.
    Wow, like a child would know any better. A child doesn't watch the news and have common sense about terroristical threats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by csuti View Post
    Here is what you do:

    1. You get on an airplane.
    2. Once in air, you gently take out your laptop.
    3. Cautiously, with a forced calmness, you slowly open it up.
    4. You take a deep breath, making sure you have the attention of the guy sitting next to you.
    5. You start your web browser. **
    6. You tightly close your eyes, or else look out the window with a worried expression.
    7. You mumble something to yourself.
    8 You then type in this address: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
    9. Check out the expression on the guy sitting next to you.


    ** I guess this would fail in modern times. I don't believe they have net all the way up there. Or do they? I haven't tried it before.
    Also, I'm almost positive they would charge you with attempted terror threat.
    They did charge that one boy (YOUNG boy... CHILD boy) who held a PLASTIC knife out at a stewardess.

    Old.
    Did this already in RL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtrumIncendia View Post
    Wow, like a child would know any better. A child doesn't watch the news and have common sense about terroristical threats.
    Seconded. That is disgusting. Its obvious that any parent wouldn't want their child thinking the world is a horrible place filled with terrorists. People should think before calling the lawyers out.

    Quote Originally Posted by csuti
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    Here is what you do:

    1. You get on an airplane.
    2. Once in air, you gently take out your laptop.
    3. Cautiously, with a forced calmness, you slowly open it up.
    4. You take a deep breath, making sure you have the attention of the guy sitting next to you.
    5. You start your web browser. **
    6. You tightly close your eyes, or else look out the window with a worried expression.
    7. You mumble something to yourself.
    8 You then type in this address: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
    9. Check out the expression on the guy sitting next to you.


    ** I guess this would fail in modern times. I don't believe they have net all the way up there. Or do they? I haven't tried it before.
    Also, I'm almost positive they would charge you with attempted terror threat.
    They did charge that one boy (YOUNG boy... CHILD boy) who held a PLASTIC knife out at a stewardess.
    Nothing new really, but as for using the interwebs on planes, its only for people who can afford to (being that I've only seen it done on business and first class).
    Come join us, or heads will roll!

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    You forgot the part about wearing a long robe and a turban.


    http://www.chunlikickedme.com

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    Gosh
    I'm so looking for an excuse to choke the life out of some EMO kid

    doesn't matter how stupid...
    I just wanna hear/feel how other peoples bones break
    or cry



    damm Creatine
    is making me so blood thirsty again

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    wait what?
    There's no emo kid in here. Wrong room, buddy.

    be0, THANKS! Forgot that indeed.

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    If it wasnt because of the serious charges you could get these days, for practically nothing, It would be an awesome prank to pull on your neighbour in the plane =b

    On top of those charges, He/she would probably sue you =_=

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    Quote Originally Posted by csuti View Post
    ** I guess this would fail in modern times. I don't believe they have net all the way up there. Or do they? I haven't tried it before.
    Right click.
    Save target as...
    ??????????
    Profit.

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    I'll stick with motherfucking snakes.



 

 
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