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    Default J.T. is so disbarred...

    http://search.twitter.com/search?max...o+disbarred%22


    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not even allowed to approach the bench at a picnic table.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even file briefs in his underwear drawer.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, sharks can eat him without violating the tenets of professional courtesy.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred he isn't even allowed to read Shakespeare.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even play basketball because it's on a court!
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred he isn't allowed to measure pressure.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even court disaster.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even write on legal pads.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, they won't even let his kids have recess.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred that his candy options are limited to M&Ms and Rolos.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't get a cell signal anywhere.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he jumped in the air and got stuck. Because he couldn't practice the law of gravity.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even try his luck.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not even allowed to WEAR a suit.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred he no longer has the option to print at 8.5"x14".
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred even Pheonix Wright has no objections.





    ...Continue.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Jack Thompson is so disbarred that his friends won't even break him off a piece of their Kit Kat.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's banned from making physical motions.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred his pH level has become baseless.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he lost his hearing.

    I made up the last three as far as I know. XD

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    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not even allowed to witness a crime.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not allowed within a church because he might testify.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he has bench press by holding the weights in his hands.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not even allowed judge a book by any means.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, his wife can't file a divorce.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even practice his own brand of justice.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even have a legal complication.
    and finally...
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, the only briefcase he'd ever be allowed to carry would have to be in Team Fortress 2.

    Just keep asking folks, I've got a million of 'em.
    EDIT: Though not as many as Steal, apparently.
    Last edited by Terasiel; 09-27-2008 at 01:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terasiel View Post
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not even allowed to witness a crime.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not allowed within a church because he might testify.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he has bench press by holding the weights in his hands.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he's not even allowed judge a book by any means.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, his wife can't file a divorce.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even practice his own brand of justice.
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, he can't even have a legal complication.
    and finally...
    Jack Thompson is so disbarred, the only briefcase he'd ever be allowed to carry would have to be in Team Fortress 2.

    Just keep asking folks, I've got a million of 'em.
    EDIT: Though not as many as Steal, apparently.
    I copied mine from Twitter, you made those up?


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


    [Chit Chat Specific Forum Rules] // Last Update - Friday March 13, 2009

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    Jack Thompson is so disbarred he can't even testify to love.
    ...k that was lame.



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    Terasiel is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    I copied mine from Twitter, you made those up?
    While eating Southern-style Chinese food, yeah.

    On a related note: Nom Nom Nom HOT Nom.

 

 

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