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    MojoMunkeez is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default I'm going to stick PHONE up your ass!

    http://kingstonchronicle.wordpress.c...80%99s-rectum/
    bzzzzzzt
    bzzzzzzt

    My ass is vibrating. Excuse me.



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    R3dKnight is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    nokia is a fine piece of device to fill in your rectrum

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    Raszagal is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Reminds me of a story my brother once told me. He was working night shift on a hospital and a guy came in with a shot glass in his ass. He had no idea of how it got there >_<

    But it must hurt to force a mobile phone into your ass..or just anything!

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    4n0nm0$ is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Aaaaaah~

    Ummmmm~ Ummmm~

    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh
    uuhuuuhu~

    Aah Aha ahaaaa ah uh aha aha ha ah aha aha ahaaaaa~

    Uh ah uh ah~ Yeeeeeeees?

    uH UH UH AAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

    Yes... yes yes....


    Hello?

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    R3dKnight is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Is for you.
    your mom calls.

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    4n0nm0$ is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Ooooh yeeeeeeesss!

    I <3 my nokia

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    _Vincent_ is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    reminds me of Imouto wa shishunki

    it never did mention what kind of cell phone it was >.>

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    R3dKnight is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Nokia Ngage
    that's what where most of these phone ends up

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    4n0nm0$ is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Is there a mobile moar suited as penis replacemen than Ngage?? XD

    I would buy

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    Ziazca is offline Senior Member Long Time Member
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    Damn R3d an Ngage would HURT. Talk about stretching out the edges. Might as well get a nice blackberry or an iphone haha. XD

 

 
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