Thread: I'm going to stick PHONE up your ass!

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My ass is vibrating. Excuse me.

nokia is a fine piece of device to fill in your rectrum

Reminds me of a story my brother once told me. He was working night shift on a hospital and a guy came in with a shot glass in his ass. He had no idea of how it got there >_<

But it must hurt to force a mobile phone into your ass..or just anything!

Aaaaaah~

Ummmmm~ Ummmm~

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh
uuhuuuhu~

Aah Aha ahaaaa ah uh aha aha ha ah aha aha ahaaaaa~

Uh ah uh ah~ Yeeeeeeees?

uH UH UH AAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

Yes... yes yes....


Hello?

Is for you.
your mom calls.

Ooooh yeeeeeeesss!

I <3 my nokia

reminds me of Imouto wa shishunki

it never did mention what kind of cell phone it was >.>

Nokia Ngage
that's what where most of these phone ends up

Is there a mobile moar suited as penis replacemen than Ngage?? XD

I would buy

Damn R3d an Ngage would HURT. Talk about stretching out the edges. Might as well get a nice blackberry or an iphone haha. XD