Thread: Vote 4 Mojo!

Why?

<sns> do i get lolis if i vote for you?
<+LOOOeee> lolis for all
<sns> HE'S GOT MY VOTE

Not only that but he promises sexual favors.

Vote for Mojo!

Of course I'm voting for mojo

[21:58:58] <+LOOOeee> vote for me
[21:58:59] <@coolpuprocks> OKAY!
[21:59:01] vphamv implodes
[21:59:03] <@coolpuprocks> fine! maybe i will
[21:59:06] <@super_nova_sinoel> at least we know dante can't become the president of the united states of america...
[21:59:14] <@Dingir-Dante> <@be0wulf> is that where you get all the lolis and the male populace has to dress up as jun? <--- No, men die, and I get all the women.
[21:59:16] <@super_nova_sinoel> and be0
[21:59:23] <@Ishman> Which is simply turning one full revolution to two beats of music
[21:59:24] <@coolpuprocks> are you communist mojo?
[21:59:26] <@super_nova_sinoel> how does your country stay alive?
[21:59:26] <@super_nova_sinoel> how does your country stay alive?
[21:59:26] <+LOOOeee> i am
[21:59:26] <@vphamv> do you really still care about that guy?
[21:59:27] <@Ishman> There's only two steps involveed
[21:59:31] <@super_nova_sinoel> NATIONAL SOCIALISM
[21:59:32] <@coolpuprocks> even better
[21:59:53] <@coolpuprocks> gasp
[21:59:55] <+LOOOeee> that is my campaign promise
[21:59:56] <@coolpuprocks> too much power!
[21:59:59] <@vphamv> lol
[22:00:00] <@vphamv> ok
[22:00:01] <@coolpuprocks> i cannot let you do that!
[22:00:02] <+LOOOeee> immediate banhammer
[22:00:04] <@Dingir-Dante> In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
[22:00:04] <@coolpuprocks> impeachhhhhhh
[22:00:07] <@vphamv> i'll vote for you mojo
[22:00:11] <@coolpuprocks> IMPEACHhhhhhhhhh
[22:00:12] <@vphamv> i'll make a thread
[22:00:15] <@super_nova_sinoel> IN AMERICA
[22:00:17] <@coolpuprocks> that is unconstitutional!
[22:00:19] <@vphamv> hahah
[22:00:20] <+LOOOeee> stfu
[22:00:24] <+LOOOeee> this is communism
[22:00:24] <@Ishman> And pivoting all the way around and back to together with the right to the starting position
[22:00:28] <@vphamv> this is the first i've visited ST in a while
[22:00:34] <+LOOOeee> off to the gulags with you, wench!
[22:00:42] <@be0wulf> canda sucks
[22:00:44] <@be0wulf> seriously
[22:00:45] <@be0wulf> but
[22:00:50] <@Ishman> I'll count it for you like this
[22:00:55] <@be0wulf> we have less black people here
[22:00:57] <@be0wulf> so it's cool
[22:00:58] <@super_nova_sinoel> I hope we all get to share a barrack at the labor camps
[22:01:00] <+LOOOeee> you are hereby found guilty of counterrevolutionary activities, you rightist
[22:01:07] <@Ishman> Step left, around, and together with the right.
[22:01:08] <@Ishman> Step left, around, and together with the right.
[22:01:13] <@Ishman> That's all there is to it.
[22:01:17] <+LOOOeee> i sentence you to forty years in the gulags
[22:01:18] <@Ishman> Now - here comes the music.
[22:01:21] <+LOOOeee> dude
[22:01:26] <+LOOOeee> gulags are the greatest thing ever
[22:01:28] <@Ishman> Do do do do
[22:01:30] <+LOOOeee> you get shit done
[22:01:32] <@coolpuprocks> nah!
[22:01:36] <+LOOOeee> and you get your prisoners taken care of
[22:01:41] <@coolpuprocks> i will NUKE YOUR PRESIDENCY!
[22:01:42] <@vphamv> k what reasons should we vote for you mojo?
[22:01:45] <@Ishman> Hmm?
[22:01:48] <@Ishman> Nukes?
[22:01:51] <@Ishman> Socialism?
[22:01:52] <@coolpuprocks> ASSASINATE!
[22:01:53] <@Ishman> Commies?
[22:01:53] <@super_nova_sinoel> do i get lolis if i vote for you?
[22:02:00] <+LOOOeee> lolis for all
[22:02:01] <@vphamv> haha
[22:02:01] <@Ishman> All you guys are so silly
[22:02:06] <+LOOOeee> age of consent is lowered to 8
[22:02:08] <@super_nova_sinoel> HE'S GOT MY VOTE
[22:02:08] <@vphamv> lmfao
[22:02:14] <@vphamv> i'm quotin that right nao
[22:02:15] <@super_nova_sinoel> child porn is legal?
[22:02:17] Dingir-Dante heard the word porn
[22:02:17] <@Ishman> That's not how you do it.
[22:02:19] <@Dingir-Dante> Porn is bad, yo.
[22:02:28] <@vphamv> woot
[22:02:36] <@be0wulf> child porn is legal
[22:02:41] <@be0wulf> oh
[22:02:44] <@super_nova_sinoel> what if dante's script triggered his script
[22:02:45] <+LOOOeee> country name officially changed to "people republic of mojo"
[22:02:46] Ishman pulls out a, relatively speaking, small hand gun
[22:02:51] <@super_nova_sinoel> so when he says porn is bad yo
[22:02:54] <@be0wulf> what's the difference betweena six-year-old and a sandwhich?
[22:03:02] <@coolpuprocks> what?
[22:03:08] <@super_nova_sinoel> I DON'T WASTE BREAD ON 6 YEAR OLDS
[22:03:09] <@be0wulf> you don't cum in a sandwich before you eat it
[22:03:12] <+LOOOeee> :O
[22:03:36] <+LOOOeee> capitol city officially changed to shanghai
[22:03:48] <@coolpuprocks> gasp!
[22:03:55] <+LOOOeee> congress is disbanded
[22:03:58] <+LOOOeee> who needs them?
[22:04:01] <@coolpuprocks> you know what you should do as president?
[22:04:03] Ishman slams in a magazine of Rocket Assisted flechette penetrators, each of which carries a nanogram payload of free quarks
[22:04:04] <+LOOOeee> all they do is bitch
[22:04:10] <@coolpuprocks> demand for mandatory NAP TIME!
[22:04:16] <@coolpuprocks> I WANT NAP TIME!
[22:04:19] <@Ishman> Ah, this is such a delicious weapon.
[22:04:22] <+LOOOeee> i'll do even better
[22:04:30] <@coolpuprocks> HOW?
[22:04:32] <+LOOOeee> aug 27 is hereby national nap DAY
[22:04:42] <@coolpuprocks> omg
[22:04:49] <@coolpuprocks> that was yesterday!
[22:04:53] <@vphamv> you'll miss the thread i'm making
[22:04:53] <@coolpuprocks> dammit, i missed it!

So...who is going to be VP?!

I'll inform you via text message.

[01:07] <@coolpuprocks> i wanna make a nation!
[01:07] <@coolpuprocks> it'll be me and phelps!
[01:07] <@coolpuprocks> and we will OWN soooooooooooo many gold medals!
[01:07] <@coolpuprocks> mwahahahaha
[01:07] <+LOOOeee> i'll outlaw ABDC, too
[01:07] <@be0wulf> ..........
[01:07] <@be0wulf> LOL
[01:07] <@Dingir-Dante>
[01:07] <+LOOOeee> just to spite cpr

HELL NO DO I VOTE FOR YOU!

I SPIT IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

Mojo hated on me first!!!

He needs to appreciate the SUPAAAAAAA-NESS of ABDC!

The Mojo supporters would like to keep a clean campaign, but we will not be able to say the same of those who support JAKKO.

[22:05:40] <+LOOOeee> oh and i'm annexing canada
[22:05:49] Ishman destroys the planet beneath him.
[22:05:50] <@super_nova_sinoel> wut about jyuu and digi?
[22:05:51] <@be0wulf> just 'cuz we have better beer, amirite?
[22:05:55] <@Ishman> And that is how you do it.
[22:05:55] <+LOOOeee> no
[22:06:02] <+LOOOeee> so i can have jurisdiction in canada
[22:06:05] <@be0wulf> mojo would make weeabooism illegal
[22:06:08] <+LOOOeee> yup
[22:06:10] <@be0wulf> and punishable by death
[22:06:11] <@Ishman> GO MAKE YOUR OWN GODAMN NATION IF YOU DON'T LIKE SHIT
[22:06:13] <+LOOOeee> exactly
[22:06:19] <@be0wulf> oh
[22:06:23] <@be0wulf> not showering is also illegal
[22:06:28] <@be0wulf> you must shower every day
[22:06:32] <+LOOOeee> oh and i'm forcibly seceding no orleans from the nation
[22:06:41] <+LOOOeee> it's halfway gone, anyways