Except Mario, that guy's probably the most selfless person I know, always saving the Princess and all. XD
Originally Posted by 98abaile
Anyway, yeah that article is pretty messed up, but hey, there are crazy people like that everywhere. This just seems like some poorly raised (and probably poorly educated) fool thought that he could get what he wanted through brute force. Assholes like him need to be punished using the good ol' within-an-inch-of-your-life beating (with a bamboo rod) followed by a 6-month course in 'How To Be A Gentleman'.
Don't forget Mario did that and never got a proper reward, even when the Princes finally decided to give him vacations in a resort, he ending up having to rescue her again.
DEAD TO THE RETARDS!!!
DEAD TO THE FANBOYS!!!
DEAD TO THE WERESHEEP!!!