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Body Vandals Strike In St. Joseph

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This isn't the freshest news story, but I just had to, had to show this to you people. Funny.

ST. JOSEPH, Mo. -- A new type of vandalism has homeowners fuming and police searching for the culprits who use their bodies to do serious damage.

Police said they have received nearly 20 reports of garage doors being damaged, likely from what is known as body vandalism.

It's when someone hurls his or her body into an object with the goal of doing damage.

This is like Jackass, except they're doing it to other people property. I'd pay top dollar to see this in action.

Her body?

most be very bored down there in Kansas.

They could just put thorn plants over their garage and lace it with flesh eating viruses. Hopefully they'd die a horrible death.

Am I the only one that noticed that the skater kid was able to push a garage door straight off it's lack of hinges?

WOW that looks fun. I would so do that. I'm serious.

Ter yeah I notice that and that is so cool. I wonder if they get hurt from doing that. Well i guess iif there hands hit first then there body it would reduce most of the damage toward the body.

Internal bleeding is fun?

Surely there are other contact sport out there!

red there are many way to do this with out internal bleeding. Like I said if you use your hands as the major force then your body will barely get hurt.

This reminds me of my child hood ah the fun times I had.

Originally Posted by infamouse

Ter yeah I notice that and that is so cool.

A: Garage doors don't usually hinge that way.
B: He's far too thin to have that kind of physical power.
C: That door was defiantly made of something non-metallic.

I'm wondering what the hell it was that he hit. It sure as hell wasn't a garage.