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    Default Good Joke

    Thought you might enjoy this one. Have a blessed day.



    A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly

    The sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

    'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you

    One wish.'



    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride

    Over anytime I want.'



    The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous

    Challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the

    Bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will

    Nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for

    Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and

    Think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

    The biker thought about it for a long time.



    Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women;

    I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me

    The silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's

    Wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a

    Woman truly happy.'



    The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

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    Oooohhh... religious based misogyny... nice.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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