Ninja kaze! Get your ass down here!
I am literally seething with rage as I type this out. Hate and disgust is oozing out of my pores like a PETA activist in a taxidermist's office. How could you?! We worked together to nurture this community! I helped you watch over this section and I entrusted it in your hands when I left! We were comrades! We... we were FRIENDS. But before I get to you, you ninja cow, perhaps it would be better if I explained some of our backstory for the community. This is after all, the entire reason I am posting this in this public forum instead of PM-ing you. Too much of this crap has been done in the shadows. Here it is in picture form for people with ADD.