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    4n0nm0$ is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    Quote Originally Posted by djhana
    Err, neither because in Estonian there is no gender in the language.
    world beware of genderless estonians

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    in germany we say "der" computer...hence male...

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    Lol, if it's a pc, it's male and if it's a laptop it's female....maybe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiamnenieh View Post
    in germany we say "der" computer...hence male...
    In my country we say 'damned' computer...hence female.

    As long it had an antivirus, I don't mind others using it though.

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    well, when i think about it, my computer is a bitch...
    i've so much poblems with it, that thing MUST be female...

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    I spend a lot of time filling mine full of things. Many of which are of a sexual nature.

    Then again, I'm doing all this to a hard disk.

    But...but that hard disk is getting the grind from a laser.

    A sexy, sexy, pr0n laser.

    ...I think mine's hermaphroditic and I need a therapist.

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    Here's some random ones completely unrelated to computers. Kudos to vol for finding em a few years ago, don't ask why I still have em.

    SWISS ARMY KNIFE
    Male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

    KIDNEYS
    Female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

    TIRE
    Male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

    HOT AIR BALLOON
    Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

    SPONGES
    Female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

    WEB PAGE
    Female, because it is always getting hit on.

    SHOE
    Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

    COPIER
    Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

    ZIPLOC BAGS
    Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

    SUBWAY
    Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

    HOURGLASS
    Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

    HAMMER
    Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

    REMOTE CONTROL
    Female...Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
    Currently playing Akatsuki no Goei

 

 
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