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    barny21 is offline Senior Member Regular
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    Christmas lights have light bulbs with assorted colors. Even though that's the case, I haven't seen one with black.

    and even the one's they call black lights aren't really black.
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    Black light is UV (pretty much).

    Also, how many times has this joke been posted now? Must be more than a few.

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    No, no, no. Black is the absence of light. Therefore a truly black lightbulb is a contradictory concept.

    /know-it-all

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    I think what you're trying to say is a 'dark' lightbulb. In the relationship between light and darkness, only one can be stronger than the other. So if the dark lightbulb is weak enough, light can pierce through.

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    ...You've failed the understand the point entirely. Again.



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    I can't believe that this thread came so far that it's necessary to post pictures to clarify some things upon black light.

    Quote Originally Posted by StealDragon View Post
    Since the only lightbulbs you can find in most stores are white can we start with discussion on this perverse and institutionalized racism. I want more Black light bulbs in stores. And more Yellow and Red and Brown light bulbs.
    Well of course there are black bulbs:



    Those are the ones which emit the "so-called" black light. You can read all that in this article I found : Black light - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Here's another picture that discloses the very effect of black light:



    Of course, when you visit a light shop and ask a light bulb seller after "black bulbs" he will sell you those. But it's undeniable that very little households still don't have black light bulbs (I look at you America!). Therefore, we should write a petition to the next president of the US to support equal use of black and white light bulbs in every american household and to end this discrimination.

    I hope you noobs learned one or two things of my enlighting post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoMunkeez View Post
    ...You've failed the understand the point entirely. Again.
    Yes. Yes I did. But that's before I realized what that was.

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    were are still missing feminine lights guys. Women's rights.
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    Tell me those don't look like penis'. I want some boob shaped light bulbs... for equality purposes.

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    How about a fleshlight?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Popothepenguin View Post
    were are still missing feminine lights guys. Women's rights.

 

 
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