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    Default Steve Pfeiffer is more American than you'll ever be

    Hes gotta be at least two hundred times more patriotic than Captain America. Hell he's about fifty times more American than George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Shit even if they magically produced a kid who was born red white and blue, cried the words to the National Anthem when he wanted his bottle, and scratched the Declaration of Independence on the inside his surrogate mother's womb he STILL couldn't be a tenth of a percent as American as this guy.

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    I mean just look at that. He sacrificed windows on his home to prove how proud he is to be American. He sacrificed sunlight in his own home for the love of his country. God bless him and God bless America.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    He is a frickin Pedo.

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    Slightly over the top, perhaps?

    And I really wonder why so many americans are so fixated with the outer symbols of patriotism. A flag may be the symbol of your country, but constant flagwaving just gives off the impression that you think you have something to prove. If you're really that patriotic, why must you go to such ridiculous extremes in order to show it? You're not more patriotic just because you have more flags after all.

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    *Don King Voice* Only in America!

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    Can I have an action figure based on him?

    you know, Mattel can make millions out of him,
    not that capitalism is bad.

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    I hate America.

    *ahhhh no dont i didnt meant it please... aaaaaaahhhh*

    I love America.
    From the bottom of my heart, this is my true believe.

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    what if i attack countries for their oil supply?
    would'nt that make me more American?

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    Certainly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neruke View Post
    I love America.
    From the bottom of my heart, this is my true believe.
    Well if you don't have any flags on your person or home then you're a lying terrorist.


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Ha! I can be even more patriotic than him. All I have to do is paint my house green.

 

 
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