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Thread: Suicide Jokes

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    Urameshi-sama is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Default Suicide Jokes

    Title is self-explanatory.

    Top 10 reasons for suicide:
    10. You can still commit suicide when you're drunk off your ass.
    9. You don't have to worry about 'safe suicide.'
    8. Nobody wakes you up to ask for more.
    7. No limit to the number of techniques.
    6. Nobody ever asks for a long-term suicide commitment.
    5. Who cares if you get a disease?
    4. Doing it by yourself is just as good!
    3. Easier than finding a date on a Saturday night.
    2. Nobody ever complains about 'bad suicide.'

    And the top reason...

    1. YOU don't have to clean up the mess!
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    MadDogMike is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    This thread just committed suicide.

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    AtrumIncendia is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDogMike View Post
    This thread just committed suicide.
    /end thread. He only made this for his love of humorous suicide.

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    Urameshi-sama is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    Aw, are you saying Darwin award deaths and An hero procedures aren't remotely funny?
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    Ryo_dragon_shinobi is offline Senior Member Regular
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    and of course the greatest last Screw You to your boss when you dont show up for work on monday.

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    chan wars..

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    R3dKnight is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    I always ask girl for sexs when they wanna commit suicide
    and if they refuse
    I can always find them back in the mortuarium
    win/win situation.

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    ^ Sounds like a lot of effort. Unless you hang around lots of suicidal girls. Isn't it easier to just ignore them and go straight to the mortuary?

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    R3dKnight is offline Senior Member Community Builder
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    why do you think a hang around forums?

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    Stuyvesant is offline Senior Member Always Around
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    ^ Haha. Nice. For once I did actually laugh out loud.

 

 
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