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    ruritsu is offline Senior Member Respected Member
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    "If I ever commit suicide, I'm going to fill my pockets with candy and then jump off the biggest tallest building. That way the guy who's tasked with investigating these things gets in and finds my body he'll be all like: 'Wow... He must have been really depres- Oh! A Snickers, all right!'"

    Quoted from some comedian I can't remember...

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    I love Steal! <3

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    Chiza thats just fucking awesome.

    <3


    I'd like to die with the songs I love stuck in my head. I hope to make the most of these hollow bones we become.
    I raise a toast to the the souls that sang all along. I've been gathering friends to just to make some sounds,
    before the ship goes down, I've been making amends by making the rounds before the whole world ends


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    Default obvious suicider

    Never watch Suicide Circle when depressed ;_;



    Or listen to Nirvana...


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    I know. Suicide bunnies is fun!

    I love Steal! <3

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    I'll Keel you.

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    ^ Is that a suicide bunny




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    Suicide bunny
    Keel yourself before other keel you.

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    Ah, Bunny Suicides.

    I'm a man of few superlatives, but that comic surely is the apex of black humour.

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    <3 those. Far better than the stupid sqirrels.

 

 
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